Cringing

Ok...some people may consider me "old" and crack jokes but this went a little too far.

I just got my mail and in it was a letter adressed specifically to me from AARP (American Association of Retired Persons). When I opened it, there was actually a membership card with my name and account number on it along with a letter that said, "Please keep this card until you receive your new membership kit." HUH?!? I mean come on, I'm not that old yet.

(P.S. Which one of you sent this to me?)`

Random Things About Me

~ I love lemonade
~ My favorite color is pink
~ NIKKI SIXX IS MY GOD
~ I love Motley Crue
~ I love the ocean
~ I'm addicted to hand lotion
~ I suck at Guitar Hero
~ I live by the Buddhist philosophy
~ I love to learn about different religions
~ I give to charity each month
~ I've been self-employed for 21 years
~ I've never met my best friend
~ Cops float my boat
~ I love programs about prison life
~ Charles Manson scares me to death
~ I'm a "Brady Bunch" fiend.
~ Centipedes give me the heebie-geebies
~ I own a graphics web site with my best friend
~ I love, love, love Judge Marilyn Milian from the People's Court
~ I have three tattoos
~ I want two more tattoos
~ I used to have each eyebrow pierced
~ I volunteered as a Court Appointed Special Advocate (CASA)
~ I volunteered at the Dept of Social & Health Services
~ I recently had 10-1/2" of my hair cut off
~ I donated my hair to Locks of Love
~ I cry during St. Jude's commercials
~ I'm an organ donor
~ My first car was a '69 Volkswagon Bug
~ I was on the Dean's List in college
~ My first love was at 15
~ I don't go to the movies because I can't sit still that long
~ I still have a silky